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TheEmpty

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:52 PM (#1)

Nerd Jokes!

If you pass the France option (-fr) to rm, it just surrenders.

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:54 PM (#2)

If a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:27 PM (#3)

old one

1 + 3 + 3 = 7

If your calculation isnt in degrees, you're going to have a rad time.

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:29 PM (#4)

#titanic{
  float: none;
}

DO NOT OPEN THIS

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:39 PM (#5)

arronhunt said:

I'm a httpster.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:46 PM (#6)

Why doesn't Coke.com use AJAX?

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:53 PM (#7)

A front end developer walks into a bar. He leaves because he doesn't like the table layout.

How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardare problem

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:29 PM (#8)

I poured my root beer in a square cup. Now I have just beer.

arronhunt, on 22 July 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardare problem

YES!

arronhunt, on 22 July 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

As a writer, I can't laugh at this joke. It is a rule that when you write, numbers are in base ten unless specified.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:31 PM (#9)

TheEmpty, on 22 July 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

If you pass the France option (-fr) to rm, it just surrenders.

I understand what you mean, but the wording isn't that great. At first I read it as rm surrendering.

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Kyek, on 07 February 2011 - 07:11 AM, said:

Though anyone who thinks Europe is a country should be smacked in the face. By a train.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 05:45 PM (#10)

TheEmpty said:

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;

Unless your fingers are stored in an array, then the thumb would technically be id of 0?

(unless the thumb isn't counted as a finger....or you count from the other direction....wtf am I writing.....)

callumacrae, on 22 July 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

If a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a.

Love it!

soulcyon, on 22 July 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

I'd take it off faster than gravity could

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 06:00 PM (#11)

callumacrae, on 22 July 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

If a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a' that pizza's volume can be defined Pi*z*z*a.

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 07:09 PM (#12)

TheMaster, on 22 July 2012 - 05:45 PM, said:

Unless your fingers are stored in an array, then the thumb would technically be id of 0?

Sure, but that's SQL, and auto indexing starts with 1 ;-)

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 09:20 PM (#13)

Select * from users where clue > 0
>0 Rows Returned

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 01:11 AM (#14)

Kyek, on 22 July 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

Sure, but that's SQL, and auto indexing starts with 1 ;-)

...dammit.....

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 02:13 AM (#15)

Oh man, I can't wait for the Snoop Lion upgrade! I heard that when you boot it up it says, "yo nigga, wassup." and whenever you press "done" on dictation it says things like " 'foshizzle." Anyone know the pricing or release date?

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