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Posted 12 March 2012 - 03:55 PM (#1)

Clients and the internet


What is this I don't even know.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:16 PM (#2)

Am I missing something?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:27 PM (#3)

You forgot to post a link. Or are we talking about server/client?
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:40 PM (#4)

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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:43 PM (#5)

What's the deal with clients and the internet? - Jerry Seinfeld
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:43 PM (#6)

Lol, I was expressing my frustration with clients and their seeming lack of knowledge when it comes to the internet. Mind you not all clients are like that, I've had some great ones in fact, but sometimes, I just facepalm myself... Anyone else had clients like those? I guess its all about patience...
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 04:59 PM (#7)

Our client in Thunderstorm Development was like that, "hey, I have a friend coming over in a few hours, can you finish the entire website?" Since then, if I have a client I don't like, I drop them. Thankfully I have enough demand and subcontract a decent amount of work. The only thing that is annoying that I have to put up with is initial deployment and initial story boarding.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 05:25 PM (#8)

I have a good service contract if you need one! :P
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 05:28 PM (#9)

View PostNeilHanlon, on 12 March 2012 - 05:25 PM, said:

I have a good service contract if you need one! :P

PM me the details, I've got holidays right now so am free to work.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 05:36 PM (#10)

PM me if you need development :P
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 06:18 PM (#11)

No, I meant like a contract for you to use with stupid clients. xD Sorry for the confusion. I should've worded that better.

Although, I will be re-doing the company's website soon.. and I don't feel like doing design for it - so maybe I can get you in on that too.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 06:22 PM (#12)

guys, if your clients had the same internet know-how you have, they wouldn't be your clients and you would be redundant. :P
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 06:50 PM (#13)

I'm sure you guys all know about clientsfromhell. I check it daily.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 06:51 PM (#14)

View Postgibbonweb, on 12 March 2012 - 06:22 PM, said:

guys, if your clients had the same internet know-how you have, they wouldn't be your clients and you would be redundant. :P

I've worked for several other developers for the same reason I hire other developers. Sometimes there are things that are beneath me or I don't have the time to do. 90% of my clients actually know how to program and 50% have made contributions to their own project.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 07:32 PM (#15)

Freelance Freedom has some great comics, similar to clientsfromhell.
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Posted 12 March 2012 - 07:50 PM (#16)

View PostiCyan, on 12 March 2012 - 07:32 PM, said:

Freelance Freedom has some great comics, similar to clientsfromhell.

Love freelance freedom:
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 01:40 PM (#17)

Here's more: http://visualidiot.c...rticles/clients Because there's no end... :P
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:27 PM (#18)

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edit: whoops double clicked, but made it past the time limit. HA! Was faster then the time it took for the time limit to activate, hell yeah.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:48 PM (#19)

View PostThatRailsGuy, on 03 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

edit: whoops double clicked, but made it past the time limit. HA! Was faster then the time it took for the time limit to activate, hell yeah.

You are my hero.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:07 AM (#20)

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